and yet 2007 still happened
Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point
this is actually really inspiring.
I love
“Pokémom”
Britney omg why
this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids
i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon
Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.
the guy in the audience SNAPPED
i love this, video
*music intro plays, beat of silence*
Audience Member: WHO IS IT???
*people laugh*
Britney: It’s Britney bitch.
WHO IS IIIIIIT
#2 did not come to play with you hoes
OH MY FUCKING GOD
What A Thrill
Okay, real talk. I fully support Firefighters doing this kind of race. This is great training for rescue missions, and encourages Firefighters to give it their all.
dude fucking pogo jumps his ladder to get a headstart
legend absolute legend
It has come to my attention that there are people out there that are saying that Frozen should have been closer to the book, Snow Queen. In terms of Frozen and the Snow Queen, I understand why some people would be upset about the departure from the source material, and yes, over exposure has left a sour taste in a lot of people’s mouths. I get it, really I do, but I would like to argue that there is nothing wrong with liking one version or the other. This is nothing new. Just look at Adam West’s Batman or Jim Carrey’s Mask(a MAJOR departure from the bloodbath that is The Mask graphic novel) , or pretty much any cartoon from the 80’s. Disney had its reasons for making Frozen the way they did, and the version we got is a pretty darn good movie for kids.Let’s let the fans enjoy it. Snow Queen is a great book written by a great author. Let’s let its fans enjoy it. And hey, if you like both versions, go ahead and like both versions. Let’s get rid of this “Us vs Them” mentality.
barbie is Bi.
Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt
the B in LGBT stands for Barbie
Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me
At least we still have Bi Barbie
Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!
i am all for this and everything but i’m cackling because i thought that said “barble”
Barbie
WAIT ACTUALLY
Raquelle is the bi one, just look at those wings!! Barbie is obviously pan, thats legitimately the pan flag on her wings!
lx-mysteric-xl asked:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌
you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.
The legend must continue
This is art. A masterpiece, actually.
A true American hero
Iconic
Reminder this this absolute legend died under suspicious circumstances, just like a not-insignificant number of prominent black activists in the last few years:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/07/a-black-lives-matter-activist-who-once-tackled-a-confederate-flag-was-killed-in-new-orleans/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.67f9b0fca83f
what a legend
Nothing can match this energy
I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.
I still get goosebumps
The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this
BCE (Big Crowd Energy)
yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???
^^↑^^
I’m sorry but do not come for me cause I been stanning since this vid was published
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney - early 20th century
Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
this is david lynch erasure
Who are the female immortals?
Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt
Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish
Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion
Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie
Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind
Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive
this is blatant cher erasure
Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time
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Today, the average high school student has the same anxiety levels as the average 1950s psychiatric patient.
